Jumping Ship: Archive

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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severusalways is my favorite blogger of all time.

Pretty sure most of my reblogs come from here. (Told ‘em that not too long ago too.) Just saying.

Jun 16th

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Jun 15th

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Lawmaker Barred After Vagina Comment →

bitchesguidetoetiquette: dorkasaurusrexatron: File under: this would be funny if it weren’t so fucking sad. Michigan House Republicans prohibited state Rep. Lisa Brown (D) from speaking on the floor after she ended a speech against a bill restricting abortions by referencing her female anatomy, the Detroit News reports. Said Brown: “Finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so...

Jun 15th

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Jun 15th

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Got a hug from my dentist today.

He’s the only doctor I told I was moving to Seattle and this was my last appointment with him for quite a while. He said I could stop in when I come to visit. I love my dentist. He’s seriously the greatest ever. If he were younger, he would be my best friend. I’m not even joking.

Jun 15th

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Jun 13th

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I think I'll move to Australia: You think you’d be... →

You think you’d be happy sitting naked on the floor of a beautiful boy’s kitchen on sunny mornings, but you wouldn’t like the feeling of dust under your bare ass. You say you want coffee dates with strangers, words as heated as the steam swirling from the black liquid, forgetting that you couldn’t take a single sip without cream and sugar. How could you swim across the ocean when you can’t hold...

Jun 13th

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Can't believe I'm doing this...

But I’m a fanfiction writer. There. I said it. In an attempt to avoid coming up with my own ideas, I’ve toyed around with characters and stories that already exist. To the people I know in real life -stop judging me. I’m only doing it to help improve my writing. I swear! To the people I don’t know in real life -ignore the above. Cherish me for me honesty and love of...

Jun 13th

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I have 82 followers? How did that happen? Last...

Please don’t unfollow me for that…Dx

Jun 13th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Sometimes creepy bugs crawl into our house and end up in our kitchen sink. So I did the smart and logical and nice thing -I drowned it with the hose and then turned on the garbage disposal. Just saying.

Jun 12th

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Watch

unsuccessful-metalbenders: chongthenomad: Overly Attached Girlfriend “I’ve never seen anything so creepy and funny at the same time.The 9 second stare down at the beginning was too scary for me. Did not finish. Those eyes.” HER EYES WILL HAUNT ME “girlfriend, girlfriend, i will be your girlfriend, I will be your girlfriend, I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.” I CANT. I’M CRYING. I NEED TO KNOW...

Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Tips and Tricks to Being Healthy: Healthy Choices... →

summer-makeover: McDonald’s-They’re full of unhealthy options. And, surprise! Their salads are worse for you than their burgers! If you have to stop at Mickey D’s go for a fruit and yogurt parfait, the fruit and walnut salad, or a grilled chicken sandwich with no mayo! Wendy’s-Honestly, they really do seem to care about the healthy of the public. Get a grilled chicken sandwich and a side salad...

Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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harrypotterfacebookconvos: Harry Potter and the two faced guy who turns into stone and dies Harry Potter and the possessed ginger kid Harry Potter and the who-the-fuck-betrayed-my-parents dilemma Harry Potter and the doctor who guy who is also a death eater Harry Potter and the fuck I’m so fucking angry all the fucking time Harry Potter and the perfectly healthy malfoy-obsession/...

Jun 9th

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