If Betty doesn’t want Gio, I’ll take him.
in which a lesbian cover of one of america’s most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists
you and your friend taking turns reading some girls ass
There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
Picture this: “The Purge” except it takes place at a gay wedding in Texas and there’s this epic battle between some rednecks and the couple’s family, who all somehow know how to fight. And in the middle of the battle, they get all Pirates of the Caribbean, and marry while fighting off the bigots. And then sail away into the sunset. Away from Texas. And Ebola.
I’m nannying but the girl I nanny is in her room chilling by herself so I’m just in the kitchen reading Harry Potter and fangirling and getting paid for it. Nbd.
Ever hear the term “SJW”? It means “social justice warrior,” and it refers specifically to people who point out racism or sexism in movies, video games, and other pop culture. Those people are considered worse than other types of critics because instead of just pointing out that a movie has flaws, they’re accusing people who like it of being awful.
Except they’re not, of course. If someone points out that the alternator belt in your car is slipping, they’re not accusing you of being some kind of mustache-twirling, white cat-stroking supervillain for having car problems. They’re not accusing you of anything. They’re talking about your fucking car.
J. F. Sargent, “5 Human Flaws That Prevent Progress and Keep Us Dumb" (Cracked.com)
I don’t know what’s been happening over at Cracked lately, but damn.